mermaid's purse

hi i am alanna's vagina

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period. alanna bought these giant fucking tampons and is squishing them in to me. I DESERVE IT.

So relieved Glamour magazine says my vagina is normal. diablo cody, twitter.

i am about to errupt blood from alanna again. she has pimples on her face.

My beautiful vagina is very offended. I’m not offended — my vagina is offended. Lady GaGa
(via ryannreyes) (via fuckyeahladygaga)

i bled all over alanna’s bed today

fuck you alanna fuck you

i would like to look like this.

i would like to look like this.

sometimes i spit out blood. this makes alanna angry. and moody. moodier. slighty aroused. delicate. fat. and ugly.

i am really sorry that a few of you have touched that box cutter that alanna used to cut a tampon out of me. it was stuck. i think she made another hole that shouldn’t be there.