October 2009
2 posts
uh
period. alanna bought these giant fucking tampons and is squishing them in to me. I DESERVE IT.
September 2009
4 posts
“So relieved Glamour magazine says my vagina is normal.”
– diablo cody, twitter.
i am about to errupt blood from alanna again. she has pimples on her face.
“My beautiful vagina is very offended. I’m not offended — my vagina is offended.”
– Lady GaGa (via ryannreyes) (via fuckyeahladygaga)
i bled all over alanna’s bed today
fuck you alanna fuck you
August 2009
3 posts
sometimes i spit out blood. this makes alanna angry. and moody. moodier. slighty aroused. delicate. fat. and ugly.
i am really sorry that a few of you have touched that box cutter that alanna used to cut a tampon out of me. it was stuck. i think she made another hole that shouldn’t be there.